The Lazyman’s Blog

Yagshemash. By now i’m sure 99% of u guys have heard of this Borat guy. I’m having a Borat addiction. So bad i can sometimes hear his voice in my head. Help. Chinquey.

"he died la…poor thing…i quite like this guy.
he might hv startled the stingray and accidentally got stung." - My company’s Assistant GM of Group HR’s comments on Australian legend Steve Irwin’s death. 

RIP Stevie. Crikey.

it’s 7:10PM and i’m still in the office. i get an eagle’s eye view of the city from the 46th floor of my office here in menara citibank and there’s massive jam in every direction. even the lrt service is suspended. heard part of the track is flooded. been raining heavily since 430PM++ and doesn’t seem like stopping. shit. i’m hungry…please help.

it's over. the aftermath is over. notthat i've been looking forward for the world cup to end but its finallytime to catch up on lost sleep time,unproductive hours at work and naps in the vip/org cacat's 'luxurious' toilet cubicle. 

yes, there's where i take my usual afternoon 'nap' after a late nightaffair in front of the tv. no worries as the toilet is being cleaned 12 times a day, from 700am to 530pm. inshort, it's squeaky clean. why the org cacat toilet u wonder. ahhh...coz 1.) it's clean 2.) it hasa marble 'dashboard' which serves as a head/neck rest for yours truly and 3.) it's a standalone, sealed toilet, roomy enough for sex, and mostimportantly no stinking neighbouring cubes pooh-poohing.

now dun get me wrong, i'm not proud announcing to ppl i sleep in the toilet but sometimes u just can't helpit when ur really really sleepy.

30 days of world cup. so what have welearnt besides the fact that the osim igallop costs RM 2399. and that victoria beckham is butt ugly and hasfake boobs. and that cristiano ronaldois the biggest cheat/diver. he hassuccessfully turned himself into 2006's most hated player.

by now we've all known who the golden ball winner (best player) fell to. yup, the bald oldie. hopefully everyonewill remember him for the great player he is, and not the infamous headbutt. apparently materazzi provoked him by saying he's a terrorist(he's muslim), and that algerianslook like monkeys. he has denied themthough. credits to the italians though, their defense was solid, unbeatable. and cannavaro seemingly godlike.

this post pays tribute to the great zinedine zidane, the footballing legend and the legacy he leaves behind.best player of his generation.

am off to bed now, for the 2nd consecutive night i'll be having> 7 hours of sleep. g'nite.

My final of all final exams starts tmrow. There’s no need to worry about stupid college exams when the week ends. Wish me luck kiddies.

Oh and Happy 22nd B’day to Yie Woei. Hope u guys had fun last night

Argh my head feels like it’s gonna explode anytime now. Been sick since Thursday evening. Down with fever, sorethroat and aches virtually everwhere. There is good news however, fever has subsided a day later thanks to excessive sweating and 2 hours of futsal.

But the aching all over, in the limbs and bones and in the head is still here to stay. For now at least.
This sharp, stinging pain in the head annoys me more than anything. It comes once every 10-15 seconds on average (yes, that often) as the effects of Uphamol 650 wanes (as the hours pass by). But then I can’t pop one every hour just to relieve the pain, and the worst thing is there’s no painkiller here with me.

Uphamol 650 certainly hasn’t done its job, Or done well that is. Did a google on the Uphamol site and this is what it says of their product : Uphamol 650 tablet is the newest product launched under the UPHAMOL range, a series of pain relief medication which contain acetaminophen (paracetamol), a known effective analgesic and antipyretic. Acetaminophen (paracetamol) is given to relieve pain such as headaches, aches and pain due to colds and flu, and to reduce fever.

Guess i’ll revert back to Panadol 500s. Banging 2 of them in >> 1 Uphamol 650. At least it helps with the aches better than Uphamol. I’m off for some rest now. *Waits for Panadol to start its painkilling effect.

yes it’s raining!! with my messed up sleep time i now hibernate around pre-lunch hour and wake up in time for late dinner. yay!!
oh and hopefully the rain clears the haze a bit. goodnight !!

Piece of bizarre news i picked up last week :

Porn Watchers Punished.

A group of people caught watching a pornographic movie at a cinema in India have been forced to do 10 sit-ups in public as punishment.

They were also made to take a public vow never to watch such a movie again.

Balasore police chief Sanjeev Panda said he was trying a new approach to stopping the screening of pornography, which is illegal in India.

"Earlier we acted against the (cinema) hall owners and their staff," he told The Hindustan Times.

"But it failed to effectively check screening of obscene movies. So we decided to crack down on the audience."

Similar punishment was reportedly meted out to about 400 people watching pornography at a hall in Orissa’s Rourkela district.

Four reels of film were seized and three staff members taken into custody.

Silly indians. If i were caught everytime for watching porn i’d have arms like Brad Pitt’s.

Did anyone look up at the moon last night? Around 2:30AM…there’s this huge circle of cloud encircling it. Quite a sight to behold. More so when the moon’s full and round.

The two lectures later in the morning will be the last of the semester. Can’t wait for the holidays to come

Oh on the other hand my roommie just woke up….with a fart, took a pee in the loo & slumped back to his bed. Looks like he’s skipping work again (for the 3rd time this week). Oh and he farted yet again. Yay!